<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3766143</id><updated>2009-02-20T19:35:25.118-08:00</updated><title type='text'>mental masturbators</title><subtitle type='html'>Cataloging Those Who Think Their Sexiest Organ is Their Mind</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mentalmasturbation.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3766143/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mentalmasturbation.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>jackhole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16991034133292678685</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>8</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3766143.post-91731202</id><published>2003-03-31T13:14:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2003-03-31T13:17:51.000-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;b&gt;Mental Masturbatewhores of Mount Olympus&lt;/b&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If being fat and ugly is an aphrodisiac to love, then &lt;a href="http://www.blogatelle.com/"&gt;this blogger is Venus&lt;/a&gt; of the Blogosphere. If being full of yourself is an anecdote for being talentless, then &lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://asmallvictory.net/"&gt; this blogger is Narcissus.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3766143-91731202?l=mentalmasturbation.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3766143/posts/default/91731202'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3766143/posts/default/91731202'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mentalmasturbation.blogspot.com/2003_03_30_archive.html#91731202' title=''/><author><name>some dude</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16576816095302047134</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15014749640126403532'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3766143.post-90743217</id><published>2003-03-14T18:38:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2003-03-14T18:47:39.000-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;b&gt;Mental Masturbator, Jr.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Because he acts like a freaking child&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://jimtreacher.blogspot.com"&gt;Jim Treacher&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And nothing's funnier than links to the TCJ forums. That's comic genius. And Extreme sarcasm.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3766143-90743217?l=mentalmasturbation.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3766143/posts/default/90743217'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3766143/posts/default/90743217'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mentalmasturbation.blogspot.com/2003_03_09_archive.html#90743217' title=''/><author><name>jackhole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16991034133292678685</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03420582604010696861'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3766143.post-90624772</id><published>2003-03-12T18:40:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2003-03-12T18:40:54.966-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;b&gt;Mental Masturbator of Note:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nealpollack.com"&gt;Neal Pollack&lt;/a&gt; thinks John Ashcroft is a bigger threat to Americans than Saddam Hussein. Hands off your dick, Neal.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3766143-90624772?l=mentalmasturbation.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3766143/posts/default/90624772'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3766143/posts/default/90624772'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mentalmasturbation.blogspot.com/2003_03_09_archive.html#90624772' title=''/><author><name>jackhole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16991034133292678685</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03420582604010696861'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3766143.post-90387551</id><published>2003-03-08T21:32:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2003-03-08T21:32:32.000-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://sourbob.com"&gt;sour bob&lt;/a&gt; enjoys the sound of his own hand whacking his dick.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3766143-90387551?l=mentalmasturbation.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3766143/posts/default/90387551'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3766143/posts/default/90387551'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mentalmasturbation.blogspot.com/2003_03_02_archive.html#90387551' title=''/><author><name>jackhole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16991034133292678685</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03420582604010696861'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3766143.post-89594251</id><published>2003-02-23T03:18:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2003-02-23T03:18:49.106-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Most bloggers are mental masturbators&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3766143-89594251?l=mentalmasturbation.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3766143/posts/default/89594251'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3766143/posts/default/89594251'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mentalmasturbation.blogspot.com/2003_02_23_archive.html#89594251' title=''/><author><name>jackhole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16991034133292678685</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03420582604010696861'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3766143.post-83653054</id><published>2002-10-28T01:02:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2002-10-28T01:04:38.000-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;b&gt;Mental Masturbator of Note:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.corante.com/blogging/archives20021027.html#10183"&gt;via corante&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://denbeste.nu/cd_log_entries/2002/10/Thoseevilwarbloggers.shtml"&gt;Steven Den Beste&lt;/a&gt; on the first wave of bloggers and how the differences some of them are having with the warbloggers: "They think they created this medium (a claim open to severe doubt) and somehow feel as if everyone who followed them had a moral obligation to not only use the form, but also to stay true to the philosophy of content. But it doesn't work that way."&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Den Beste, until there is an actual war, you warbloggers are obsolete. Get used to it, and find yourself a job!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3766143-83653054?l=mentalmasturbation.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3766143/posts/default/83653054'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3766143/posts/default/83653054'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mentalmasturbation.blogspot.com/2002_10_27_archive.html#83653054' title=''/><author><name>jackhole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16991034133292678685</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03420582604010696861'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3766143.post-83507993</id><published>2002-10-25T04:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2002-10-25T04:49:01.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;b&gt;Mental Masturbator of Note:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.dashes.com/anil/index.php"&gt;Anil Dash&lt;/a&gt;. He should be ashamed of jerking off in public like this. We don't care how many emails he fires off, nor can we bear to read his epistolary salvos.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3766143-83507993?l=mentalmasturbation.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3766143/posts/default/83507993'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3766143/posts/default/83507993'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mentalmasturbation.blogspot.com/2002_10_20_archive.html#83507993' title=''/><author><name>jackhole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16991034133292678685</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03420582604010696861'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3766143.post-81308364</id><published>2002-09-08T01:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2002-10-25T04:47:16.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;b&gt;Mental Masturbator of Note:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.dailypundit.com"&gt;Bill Quick&lt;/a&gt; I hope he doesn't spend the $2 he made last month on the Blogging Network all in one place - tool.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3766143-81308364?l=mentalmasturbation.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3766143/posts/default/81308364'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3766143/posts/default/81308364'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mentalmasturbation.blogspot.com/2002_09_08_archive.html#81308364' title=''/><author><name>jackhole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16991034133292678685</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03420582604010696861'/></author></entry></feed>