Mental Masturbatewhores of Mount Olympus

If being fat and ugly is an aphrodisiac to love, then this blogger is Venus of the Blogosphere. If being full of yourself is an anecdote for being talentless, then this blogger is Narcissus.

Mental Masturbator, Jr.

Because he acts like a freaking child
Jim Treacher

And nothing's funnier than links to the TCJ forums. That's comic genius. And Extreme sarcasm.

Mental Masturbator of Note:

Neal Pollack thinks John Ashcroft is a bigger threat to Americans than Saddam Hussein. Hands off your dick, Neal.

sour bob enjoys the sound of his own hand whacking his dick.

Most bloggers are mental masturbators

Mental Masturbator of Note:

via corante

Steven Den Beste on the first wave of bloggers and how the differences some of them are having with the warbloggers: "They think they created this medium (a claim open to severe doubt) and somehow feel as if everyone who followed them had a moral obligation to not only use the form, but also to stay true to the philosophy of content. But it doesn't work that way."

Den Beste, until there is an actual war, you warbloggers are obsolete. Get used to it, and find yourself a job!

Mental Masturbator of Note:

Anil Dash. He should be ashamed of jerking off in public like this. We don't care how many emails he fires off, nor can we bear to read his epistolary salvos.